Crow College

   
     Each spring, Coe is inundated by crows. Murders everywhere squawking, rustling, and pooping. Definitely something that makes some students uncomfortable. The groundskeepers aren't especially fond of them either. They had hung a fake dead crow on a tree near Kohwak Village to hopefully scare some crows away.
     One of our member walked past it every day and got the creeps (more so than from regular crows) and wanted it to go away. She brought it up to Environmental Club at a Monday meeting. We started talking to our friends and neighbors and found that they didn't like the crow either.
     On Tuesday, I got an email from a Coe staff member saying that the fake dead crow was gone. Coe is still full of real crows, but no more scary, fake crows.